You may want to slide into doing pieces about some Democratic figures, Obama and the like in order to present something other than a death defying anit-Christ, Jew hating, Nazis Republican Corporate Tax Cheater with a long-leg for Justice and a short memory of the American flag….
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I received this email recently from a conservative friend who sometimes reads my blog. Since his sentiments may be shared by others, I will respond accordingly.
I have written more often about Republican transgressions than Democratic ones. But not because I believe Democrats are all saints and statesmen. All people are flawed, with plenty of stupidity and criminality to go around for any party.
I have focused primarily on Republican bureaucrats for two reasons:
First, I believe it’s the Right that’s on the move in America, not the Left.
It’s the Right that
- keeps on introducing one anti-abortion/birth control measure after another to the ballot or Federal/state legislature.
- is trying to limit–rather than expand–voting rights by demanding sharp reductions in the amount of time allowed to sign up voters.
- wants to return us to the days when insurance companies legally denied coverage to anyone with a “pre-existing” medical condition.”
So I write about the Right because it–and not the Left–is the dominant force in American politics today.
Of course, right-wingers like Sarah Palin insist that it’s the Left that holds power over the media. But most of the political talk-show hosts on radio and TV are right-wingers–such as Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Michael Savage, Bill O’Reilly and Laura Ingraham.
Pew researchers found in 2004 that
- 17% of the public regularly listens to talk radio.
- This audience is mostly male, middle-aged and conservative.
- Forty-one percent are Republican and 28% are Democrats.
- Forty-five percent describe themselves as conservatives.
- Eighteen percent say they are liberals.
True, there are commentators on the Left such as Randi Rhodes, but they command only a fraction of the following–and influence–of their right-wing counterparts.
As for my having “a short memory of the American flag”: I believe I have a far better grasp of American history than most people. As proof, I cite my three-part series on the Alamo and my four-part series on the toxic relationship between the U.S. and Cuba.
When Rightists talk about “the flag,” they usually do so as a substitute for confronting problems that need redressing.
So if you’ve been victimized by your medical insurance company and feel serious healthcare reform is needed, the Right attacks you as being “down on America.”
Thus, if you’re
- against allowing corporations to pay no taxes;
- against allowing corporate polluters to go unpunished;
- for letting women decide if they want to have children,
you don’t have time to offer these views because you’re too busy defending yourself.
Most right-wing attacks on the patriotism of their opponents are not meant to “ defend” America. They are intended to suppress views Rightists disagree with.
The second reason I often write about the Right lies in the fundemental difference I see between Democrats and Republicans.
Democrats want to be the party of inclusion. They seek to extend legal rights to almost everyone–including illegal aliens and street-polluting vagrants.
They want to allow illegal aliens to attend American colleges–at public expense. They defend the rights of vagrants to defecate on sidewalks against the rights of tax-paying citizens to be safe from such filth and disgusting sights.
Republicans, by contrast, want to be the party of exclusion–by denying rights, not extending them.
They talk endlessly about “getting government off the backs of the people.” But they have sponsored a mind-numbing series of laws to interfere with the most private aspects of a woman’s life.
Throughout 2011, Republicans introduced more than 1,100 anti-abortion provisions in state legislatures and enacted 135 of them.
Escalating their attacks on women’s sexual privacy, Republicans now seek to deny their legal access to birth control.
Republican legislation has similarly invaded the privacy of thousands of 9/11 “first responders” while slandering their patriotism.
The responders have been required to have their names run through the FBI’s database of suspected terrorists. Otherwise, they will be barred from getting government-supplied medical treatment for their numerous, worsening ailments.
I’ve offended some on the Left by demanding an end to illegal immigration and street-polluting vagrants. And I’ve offended some on the Right by attacking their efforts to curtail the right to abortion, birth control and affordable medical care.
That puts me somewhere in the middle of the political road, where I’ve always seen myself anyway.
If some others don’t, I can live with it.
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THE IDEAL REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE
In Humor, Politics, Social commentary on March 21, 2012 at 12:00 amMany Republican strategists fear that, after Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton has a lock on the White House for 2016.
And the base of the Republican Party continues to demand candidates who are ever-more Right-wing.
What to do? Perhaps science has the answer.
By 2016, scientists may have perfected cloning–-and thus enable Republicans to create their ideal Presidential candidate.
Imagine how this could affect the outcome of the 2016 election:
The top officials of the Republican Party decide to create the perfect, unbeatable Presidential candidate.
They direct scientists from the National Institute of Health to resurrect–via DNA samples–several past, hugely popular Republican leaders.
The first of these, of course, is Abraham Lincoln: Destroyer of slavery and defender of the Union. The scientists then introduce him to a sample of Republican voters to gauge his current popularity.
The test audience erupts–but not the way party officials expect.
“Race-mixer!”
“He’s the reason we have all these damn civil rights laws.”
“He destroyed states’ rights!”
To head off a riot, the scientists rush the startled Lincoln-clone off the stage.
Then they introduce their next resurrected candidate: Theodore Roosevelt, the trust-busting conversationist.
Again, the test-audience goes wild:
“Tree-hugger! Tree-hugger!”
“He’s the guy who broke up the big corporations–lousy Commie!”
Once again, there is a near-riot as startled Republican officials hustle Roosevelt out of the building.
Finally, they bring out their third choice for victory: A cloned Ronald Reagan.
“Not him! He legalized abortion in California when he was Governor!”
“Yeah, and his first wife, Jane Wyman, divorced him. We can’t have a divorced guy in the White House!”
Desperate, Republican leaders go into a huddle.
“What are we going to do?” asks one. “Lincoln, Roosevelt and Reagan were our most popular Presidents.”
“Yeah, but that was in the past,” says another. “We need a candidate who speaks to our base today.”
“Hey, I’ve got an idea,” says the first one. “But it’s a bit radical. The guy I have in mind wasn’t actually born in the United States.”
“So what?”
“That would violate the Constitution.”
“Screw the Constitution. You know what our friends in the oil industry say: Why spoil the beauty of the thing with legality?”
So the Republicans once again call in the scientists and tell them to go back to work one last time.
When the last resurrected candidate is presented to the test-audience, the crowd rises as one, shouting: “That’s him! That’s him!”
“The one we’ve been waiting for!”
“The one who really speaks for us!”
“He’s totally anti-abortion and he hates upity women!”
“Yeah–he hates Commies, gays and non-whites, and he really believes in a strong military!”
“All right, all right, I vill do it,” says the clone-candidate. “But the last time I led people to greatness, they proved unworthy of me.
“So I vill do it again–but only under von condition!”
“Yes, yes!” screams the test-audience. “Anything you want! What is it?”
“Ziss time….”
….no more Mr. Nice Guy!”
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