Once in a while, a politician slips up.
He forgets the presence of his PR handlers. He wanders off his carefully-prepared script. He gets so angry at reporters that he does something he would never otherwise do.
He blurts out the truth–about what he actually intends to do, or how he actually feels about an issue.
For at least a few days, the news media converges on the politician–who rushes to the safety of his PR reps.
They, in turn, quickly issue press releases to “explain” what the politician “really meant to say”:
- He was “misunderstood.”
- He was “misquoted.”
- He’s the victim of a press “vendetta.”
Perhaps the most famous such “here’s-what-I-meant-to-say” statement was issued by Ron Ziegler, press secretary for President Richard M. Nixon during the Watergate scandal.
Starting on June 17, 1972, the Washington Post had investigated a series of crimes committed by Nixon operatives to ensure his re-election.
For the next 10 months, Ziegler and other Nixon administration officials denied any wrongdoing–and viciously attacked the Post as waging a vendetta against Nixon.
Then, on April 17, 1973, Ziegler once again stood before the White House press corps to offer yet another prepared statement: “This is the operative statement. The others are inoperative.”
Ron Ziegler
By which he meant: “The statement I’m making now is the truth. All the previous statements were lies.”
In 2012, the Republican party once again faced a “truth-will-out” scandal.
On August 19, 2012, Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo.) justified his opposition to abortion by claiming that victims of “legitimate rape” rarely get pregnant.
During a TV interview, the GOP nominee for the U.S. Senate was asked if he supported abortion in the case of rape. He replied:
“From what I understand from doctors, that’s really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
“But let’s assume maybe that didn’t work or something. I think there should be some punishment, but the punishment ought to be on the rapist, and not attacking the child.”
Todd Akin
Akin won the Republican primary on August 7–but then lost to incumbent Senator Claire McCaskill (D-Mo.). in November, 2012.
McCaskill was quick to issue a response.
“It is beyond comprehension that someone can be so ignorant about the emotional and physical trauma brought on by rape. The ideas that Todd Akin has expressed about the serious crime of rape and the impact on its victims are offensive.”
This was not the first time Akin “misspoke” on abortion.
On August 8, 2012, he said during a radio interview: “As far as I’m concerned, the morning-after pill is a form of abortion, and I think we just shouldn’t have abortion in this country.”
But the firestorm of outrage that greeted his “legitimate rape” comment caught Akin by surprise. So he did what politicians do when they’ve mistakenly told the truth.
With the help of his PR handlers, he “clarified” his previous statement:
“In reviewing my off-the-cuff remarks, it’s clear that I misspoke in this interview and it does not reflect the deep empathy I hold for the thousands of women who are raped and abused every year.
“I recognize that abortion, and particularly in the case of rape, is a very emotionally charged issue.
“But I believe deeply in the protection of all life and I do not believe that harming another innocent victim is the right course of action.”
Mitt Romney, awaiting his nomination as the Republican Presidential candidate, also bitterly opposed abortion and wanted to make it illegal once again.
But Romney also didn’t expect a firestorm to erupt over Akin’s truth-blurb. Thus, on the day Akin revealed his true feelings about women, Romney’s spokeswoman, Andrea Saul, told the Huffington Post:
“Governor Romney and Congressman Ryan disagree with Mr. Akin’s statement, and a Romney-Ryan administration would not oppose abortion in instances of rape.”
Clearly, Romney believed that would be enough. The press would move on to another issue and he would be off the hook once again.
Only the press didn’t move on to another issue.
Akin’s comment obviously recalled to voters the libelous statements made earlier in 2012 by Rush Limbaugh against Georgetown University Law student Sandra Fluke.
Rush Limbaugh
In these, Limbaugh–America’s porcine version of Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels–called Fluke a “slut” and “a prostitute” because she had urged Congress to make insurance companies cover contraception expenses.
Desperate to make the issue go away, Romney told National Review Online: ”Congressman’s Akin comments on rape are insulting, inexcusable, and, frankly, wrong.
“Like millions of other Americans, we found them to be offensive.”
What Romney and his fellow Republicans truly found offensive was this: Akin’s statement threatened to deny them the power they sought to rule Americans’ lives.
And, on November 6, 2012, Aiken’s unintended truth-telling cost the Republicans the White House.



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FORTUNE’S FOOL: OBAMA AND THE MID-TERMS: PART ONE (OF TWO)
In History, Politics, Social commentary on November 11, 2014 at 12:00 pmFor most Americans, history is a collection of names, dates and places they were forced to memorize in high school. Then, after passing their history test, they quickly forget everything they had supposedly learned.
But for those who care to understand the world they live in, history serves as an invaluable road map.
It won’t tell you precisely where you are going. But it will tell you where others have gone, and which routes have proven the most effective–or the most ruinous.
This was the view of Niccolo Machiavelli, the father of political science. And, luckily for those generations who came after him, he left a detailed and insightful record of what he had learned from his own study of history.
Niccolo Machiavelli
A major theme running through Machiavelli’s works–most notably The Prince and The Discourses–is the role that Fortune plays in the lives of men.
In Chapter 25 of The Prince he offers the following description of its fickleness:
I think it may be true that fortune is the ruler of half our actions, but that she allows the other half or thereabouts to be governed by us.
I would compare her to an impetuous river that, when turbulent, inundates the plains, casts down trees and buildings, removes earth from this side and places it on the other; every one flees before it, and everything yields to its fury without being able to oppose it.
Still, when it is quiet, men can make provisions against it by dykes and banks, so that when it follows it will either go into a canal or its rush will not be so wild and dangerous.
So it is with fortune, which shows her power where no measures have been taken to resist her, and directs her fury where she knows that no dykes or barriers have been made to hold her.
Like Machiavelli, President Barack Obama also understands the importance of luck. He, more than most politicians, has been extremely lucky in his competition.
Barack Obama
Consider his 2004 race for United States Senator from Illinois.
In the general election, Obama faced Republican Jack Ryan. Ryan seemed a true Golden Boy: He was handsome, popular and a wealthy former Goldman-Sachs partner.
Jack Ryan
And although he was now divorced, he had been married–from 1991 to 1999–to Jeri Ryan. The actress who was/is best-known for her role as the catsuited Borg “Seven-of-Nine” in “Star Trek: Voyager.”
Jeri Ryan as “Seven-of-Nine”
Obama’s candidacy looked doomed. And then the unexpected happened.
The Chicago Tribune and WLS-TV, the local ABC affiliate, filed suit to have the Ryans’ divorce and child custody records released. And they were.
In the custody files, his then-wife, Jeri, charged that Jack had pressured her to perform sexual acts with him at swinger’s clubs in New York, New Orleans, and Paris while other patrons watched.
Jeri described one as “a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling.” And she had steadfastly refused to let Jack assimilate her in so public a setting.
Jack confirmed the trips with the actress but described them simply as “romantic getaways,” denying her claims that he sought public sex.
Ryan had been running against Obama as a clean-cut, “family values” candidate. Suddenly, he found that image fatally tainted.
Days after the release, Ryan withdrew from the race. As his replacement, the Republicans chose Alan Keyes, a black right-winger whom even George W. Bush found to be “a piece of work.”
Obama easily won election with 73% of the votes.
In 2008, Obama ran for President.
For starters, the incumbent holder of the White House–George W. Bush–was by then the most unpopular President since Harry S. Truman in 1953.
For those who wanted a complete change from the Bush legacy, Obama–black, young, highly educated, articulate–offered the embodiment of freshness.
His nominated opponent was Arizona’s Republican United States Senator John McCain. And, once again, Obama got electoral help from the Republican party.
McCain chose Sarah Palin, a two-year Governor of Alaska who roused the GOP’s Right-wing base–but outraged liberals and moderates. Even worse for McCain, Palin’s moronic statements quickly became a target for parody–especially that of “Saturday Night Live” comic Tina Fey.
Obama won the election with 53% of the vote, amassing 365 electoral votes to McCain’s 173.
And then, on August 11, 2012, Mitt Romney, the all-but-anointed Republican nominee for President, gave Obama another Ryan to run against: Rep. Paul Ryan of Wisconsin.
Elected at 28 to Congress in 1998, over the next 12 years he built a reputation as a firm social and budgetary conservative.
And so Romney–thoroughly distrusted by the Rightists in the Republican party–picked Ryan to be his Vice Presidential running mate.
It would prove to be a fateful–and fatal–choice.
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